Great Moments in Facebook History: January 27th, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, January 27th, 2014:

Question: The more stuff you have on your laptop (music, pictures, documents) does it make your laptop heavier?
Well, now that I'm stuffed and, lets face it, a little tipsy, I'm off to babysit for the night.
There's a 1920s themed party today, but since the Chinese Exclusion Act was enforced at the time, I'm not gonna go
"Locked out of the house. Thank God I can still connect to the wifi." - This is the most teenage post I've seen all day.
Everyone always says not to go to the grocery store hungry. How come no one ever told me not to go to the liquor store angry?
To the girl who stole the grenadine bottle from behind the bar and drank half of it: Grenadine is not alcoholic. It is a fancy cordial. I knew who you were at the end of the night. You had it all over your mouth area. You cost us, I estimate, $2. You probs put on 600 calories in pure sugar. Thanks for the laughs.
"Maybe it's not always about trying to fix something that's broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating something better..." - And that's why you have a younger brother.
No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here.
Nobody talks about how Eve screwed the first guy she ever met...
Sometimes Canadians fistfight over who is more sorry.
Winter needs to calm the eff down.
Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that's not already taken.
Quot posting pictures of your ultrasounds. We get it. You're a sex haver.
I'm high as a kite! Let me rephrase that: I'm stuck in a tree.

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