Great Moments in Facebook History: January 28, 2015

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, January 28th, 2015:

I'm proud to announce that I'm still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don't know we're racing.
It's all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call
Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "hardcore poem"?
I’m going to start telling women that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in
The cops knocked on my door and asked me where I was between 5 and 6....I told them kindergarten
Maybe Jabba was extremely thin for a Hutt, you don't know.
Ever think Sleeping Beauty was like "Really? I just got to the good part of the dream"
Chip clips are for quitters.
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