Great Moments in Facebook History: January 30, 2015

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 30, 2015:

I bet if dogs could talk, the first words out of their mouth would be “you gonna eat that?”
I treat people exactly how I want to be treated. I leave them the f*ck alone.
STOP TELLING ME YOUR NEWBORN’S WEIGHTANDLENGTH IDON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION
Sorry, I’ve got my Netflix pants on so I’m in for the night
“Are you working right now? Where are you working?” Facebook is worse than my parents
A threesome? No thanks, if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents.

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