Great Moments in Facebook History: January 4, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, January 4th, 2015:

I could never be a starving artist because the first time I got hungry I'd be like that's enough art.
Ι love when they drop the ball in Τimes Square. Ιt’s a nice reminder of what Ι did all Υear.
I'll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hipsters don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags at Coachella.
Ben Hooper: I was just thinking, "Well, at least it'll be a White New Year..." Only then did I realize that apparently Christmas is the only holiday you can say that about without it sounding super racist.
Damn girl, are you the eroding joint cartilage that leads to osteoarthritis? Because you've got me weak in the knees.