Great Moments in Facebook History: January 5, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, January 5th, 2014:

• Kids today are so coddled- Elf on the Shelf, Toy Story. In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved
• In a game of tag Kanye just walks around reminding kids that he's still it.
• *intercom at Walmart* Would the owner of the black truck with deer antlers in the brush guard please save some (tail) for the rest of us.
• Those teardrop tattoos mean you cried during the notebook, right?
• Looking for a New Year's resolution? How about we work on that whole "they're/their/there" thing?
• New Year's is just a scam created to line the pockets of Big Calendar fat cats.
• Guys. The most cringeworthy creeper line is: Don't I get a hug? Stop saying that.
• What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)