Great Moments in Facebook History: January 9, 2014
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 9th, 2014:
- If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I'm very skilled at shooting aliens this way.
- Saying an actors performance was unbelievable is actually an insult
- It’s not you. It’s my ears. They just make you sound so boring and dull
- That meltdown you just had made it really easy to see your side of things
- I promise I’m a lot nicer than my “work face”
- If money grew on trees, Congress would actually care about the environment
- A group of gay people should be called “a pride”
- If Bane finds something really annoying is it the Batman of his existence?
- I wonder if Alex Trebek’s tombstone will say ‘Who was the host of Jeopardy?’
(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status)