Great Moments in Facebook History: January 9, 2017

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, January 9th, 2017:

If you can't say anything nice, say something clever, but devastating.
Kevin: I just found out some rather scary but exciting news, I’m going to be a father, would never have expected that waking up this morningSam: Just because your hand is swollen doesn’t mean it’s pregnant.
I've never bitten off more than I can chew, but once I put too much mouthwash in my mouth and couldn't swish it around.
(Roatha) A tip for they guys: if you send a girl a picture of your penis and she stops responding to your texts, this is a good sign. She’s probably just taking that time to admire the picture.
"I" before "e" except after "Old MacDonald had a farm"