Great Moments in Facebook History: July 14th, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, July 14th, 2014:

• I'll bet I'm the only one in this grocery with "sh*t for tacos" on my shopping list.
• If I'm in your house and you have bookshelves... Be prepared to see me turning statues and bending down books while looking for your lair.
• Hey where can I find the terminator action figures? Aisle b, back
• Why don't you make like a tree and use photosynthesis to turn sunlight into energy, then use that energy to eff off
• Hi, welcome to adulthood! You'll be constantly tired except for right before you need to go to sleep.
• My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
• Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,...Why don't you ever smile in my pictures?
• If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
• I wish I had the confidence of a male flight attendant

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)