Great Moments in Facebook History: July 21, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, July 21st, 2014:

• My 5 year plan is to watch Netflix. All of it.
• I have my fourth interview with the same company tomorrow. Not sure if I'm a prime candidate for the job or if I'm dating the CEO.
• My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
• My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I'd go to hell for.
• Sargasm: the exhilarating feeling you get when the right person understands that you weren't serious and appreciates your joke.
• Let's lay in bed all day and trade sexual favors for trips to the fridge.
• First world problems: I couldn’t hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)