Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, July 285th, 2014:

  • Electric hand dryers are great for when you want to just give up and wipe your hands on your pants.
  • Some people need a high five… in the face … with a chair.
  • You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.
  • My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like the toaster.
  • All you people should try putting Cool Ranch Doritos in a pepper grinder. You're welcome. Enjoy the rest of your life.
  • Pringles cans should have a twist mechanism like stick deodorant.
  • Relationship status - table for one but drinks for two







(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)