Great Moments in Facebook History: July 28, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, July 285th, 2014:

• Electric hand dryers are great for when you want to just give up and wipe your hands on your pants.
• Some people need a high five… in the face … with a chair.
• You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.
• My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like the toaster.
• All you people should try putting Cool Ranch Doritos in a pepper grinder. You're welcome. Enjoy the rest of your life.
• Pringles cans should have a twist mechanism like stick deodorant.
• Relationship status - table for one but drinks for two

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)