Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, July 7th, 2014:

  • Happy 4th of July or as dogs call it, The Purge
  • I think I bought just enough fireworks to get my neighbor to move.
  • Why do we use fireworks to celebrateAmerica? Fireworks are just loud and obnoxious and violent and okay it's starting to make sense now.
  • Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you'll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief
  • I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
  • Most women are better at faking orgasms than laughter. So eff her, if she can't take a joke.
  • No one is more Hispanic than a Hispanic female news anchor saying her own name.
  • Amnesia sounds so relaxing.
  • If your lawyer has a ponytail, you're going to jail

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)