Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, June 13th, 2014:

  • I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
  • I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
  • If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
  • If they just built prisons out of the stuff they package electronics in, no one could ever escape.
  • "Would you like a bag for that?" asks the rude cashier, pointing to your face.
  • How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
  • I think actors should line their walls with autographed pictures of restaurant owners.
  • A horror movie called "did you hear what I just said? What did I say then?"
  • Hey girl, are you a hot dog cuz I really want you, but then I remember how many things went into you and it grosses me out
  • "Get a load of this guy" - worst slogan for a sperm bank







(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)