Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, June 2nd, 2014:

  • So this sh*t is getting weird.  Everytime I open something to watch it and it's Season One Episode One it's called "Pilot."  I'm kinda freaking out.
  • Bees make honey?  What the hell!  I thought they just protected it.
  • Got dumped last night and was so mad I sent him every Game of Thrones spoiler I could think of.
  • Ikea: Legos for adults
  • I wonder if the Ziploc bag company secretly lobbies to keep marijuana illegal.
  • If you come up to my bedroom door and there is a sock on the door handle it means I'm having sex..... Probably with the other sock.









(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)