Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, June 20th, 2014:

  • For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person, march in and say "Who ordered DILIGENCE and ATTENTION TO DETAIL!?"
  • Let me be clear, I don't want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment
  • I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system.
  • DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
  • Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn’t hate.
  • Why isn't The Bachelor called "Whore of The Roses"?