Great Moments in Facebook History: June 24, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, June 24, 2015:

• Girl are you the water level in Super Mario? Because this is taking forever and quit being fun an hour ago.
• It's funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I'm going to say stop.
• If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors and all of them got laid.
• If you’re happy and you know it, you’re probably exhausting to be around.
• Do you guys ever just stare into the sunset and think: I locked the door, right?
• Please don’t mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I’m awesome doesn’t mean I like you.
• With my eyes. That’s how I roll.
• You’d think atoms bonding would mean they were being friendly to each other, but they end up stealing each other’s electrons in the process.  Isn’t that ionic?

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, Postrandomonium)