Great Moments in Facebook History: June 4, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, June 4th, 2014:

Rest in peace, Maya Angelou. She was a great singer. That song she did with Sisqo was dope.
You know you're a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you're probably really hot.
"u sud speak english to even get in the country"
If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick.
To do list: Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed.
My dog is entertained chasing his tail and I'm bored with a device that gives me access to infinite knowledge...
Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join Tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with
Game of Thrones, or David Cronenberg Presents: Princess Bride

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