Great Moments in Facebook History: March 10, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, March 10, 2014:

If Baracco Barner is our President, why is he getting involved with Russia, scary
I bet Shaq never signs things “Love, Shaq” since the B52s pretty much ruined that for him...
The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen’s clubs.
I do what I want, when I want, where I want. If my wife says it's okay.
Apparently my "Please STFU" face bears a strong resemblance to my "Oh, Please Keep Talking" face.
Helpful Tip: Use a tortilla as a lap napkin so you can still eat all the food you spill
It may not look like it, but I'm actually very handsome.
My boss was all, "Do you know why I called you to the office, " and I was like, "I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."
Your secret is safe with me as long as it's boring.
Don't get me wrong, this Chinese take-out is amazing. But I'll be damned if they expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice

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