Great Moments in Facebook History: March 14, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, March 14th, 2016:

I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making....
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents house playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool.
just cracked open a book or as I like to call it "a beer"
I'll never understand why cartoon pictures of the sun always depict it wearing sunglasses. What exactly would it be protecting its eyes from?
The more you know. Daylight Savings started back in 1964 when Jerry Daylight Savings was an hour late for work & convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong.