Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, March 18th, 2016:

  • Kiss me I'm Irish, put a little tongue in it, I'm French too
  • After watching copious amounts of crime dramas I've come to the conclusion that serial killers only target women who wear matching bra and pantie sets. Feeling much safer now.
  • Apparently "white privilege" doesn't include getting to pick out a koala and just take it home from the zoo.
  • Ben Hooper) "But Lord," the man said, "what about that area there, where there's only one set of footprints?"
    The Lord said: "Yeah, that was the St. Patrick's Day where you got blackout drunk and wandered away from the party, no one could find you for like three hours. See there, where there are five sets of footprints? We had to carry you home after Jim found you sleeping on the neighbor's trampoline."
  • (Nick Stadler): A more challenging game than “F*ck/Marry/Kill” would be “Drive Them to the Airport/Help Them Move/Attend Their Improv Show.”

 

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