Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History, for today, Wednesday, March 19th, 2014:

  • D: "What does IDK mean?" J: "I don't know." D: "...ugh!  No one knows!"
  • Just saw two homeless men beating each other with pieces of cardboard.  Pillow fight?
  • (Regarding the LA earthquake): Wife says “not now” – she’s trying to sleep.
  • Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
  • If you're happy and you know it, you're probably exhausting to be around.
  • Please don't mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I'm awesome doesn't mean I like you.
  • Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job.
  • You look crazy. Here's my number.
  • Shoutout to this ATM fee for making me buy my own money.
  • With my eyes. That's how I roll.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)