Great Moments in Facebook History: March 19, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History, for today, Wednesday, March 19th, 2014:

D: "What does IDK mean?" J: "I don't know." D: "...ugh! No one knows!"
Just saw two homeless men beating each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight?
(Regarding the LA earthquake): Wife says “not now” – she’s trying to sleep.
Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
If you're happy and you know it, you're probably exhausting to be around.
Please don't mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I'm awesome doesn't mean I like you.
Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job.
You look crazy. Here's my number.
Shoutout to this ATM fee for making me buy my own money.
With my eyes. That's how I roll.

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