Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, March 20th, 2015:

  • How about we bring back the scarlet letter, but just for labeling adults who kiss their parents on the mouth?
  • Unless you’re caffeinated and I can drink you, I’m not interested
  • Keep calm and put your bitchface on
  • Don’t try calling me back after you miss my call. I make 3 calls a year. You blew it
  • Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
  • Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they’ll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food
  • I will be thoroughly disappointed if the first human born on Mars isn’t named Marvin

 

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