Great Moments in Facebook History: March 23, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, March 23rd, 2016:

After looking at my brackets today, they should call it March Sadness...
"I'm turning over a new leaf" -Adam telling Eve that he's seeing another woman
When your sassy personalized license plate promises a lifestyle your Hyundai can't deliver.
Each time I seen an abandoned shoe on the highway it makes me sad that I’ve never partied that hard.
Texted my wife "Nooooooo!" but it autocorrected to "Mooooooo!" and now I can never come home