Great Moments in Facebook History: March 27, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today,

Me: okay lets start this homework
*2 hours later*
Me: okay lets start this homework
Keeping your job is the new raise
So I just saw a donkey crossing the road. The cool thing was he looked both ways before crossing. What a smart ass.
My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called Voldertort so she just said his name was Susan.
Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They’ll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman.
Lawyer: May I approach the bench?Judge: You may.Lawyer: (Walks up and whispers) That other guy is being, like, super mean right now.