Great Moments in Facebook History: March 28, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, March 28th, 2016:

The pollen is so bad this year that the people in the trailer parks are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed.
My favorite holiday is, National Egg Salad Lunch Monday. . .
"Grapey." -me after every wine at the wine-tasting
I used my removable shower head to wash under my beard, so I get it girls. I get it.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?