Great Moments in Facebook History: March 3, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, March 3rd, 2014:

• Just got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy..."
• Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints!
• When Life gives you lemons, consider purchasing a different cereal.
• I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching 'Night at the Roxbury.' "Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?"
• I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
• I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.
• My life is a constant battle of preventing my muffin top from becoming a pound cake.
• Just replaced the cat littler with 44 packages of pop rocks...... And now we wait.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)