Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, March 30th, 2016:

  • I bet that in prison, everyone's relationship status is set to "it's complicated.
  • Police Officer: "TURN AROUND" Me: *sings* "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round…"
  • I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don't think they're ugly or something.
  • Relationship Status Update On Tuesday: Slept with laundry last night I was too lazy to fold.
  • How did the hipster burn his tongue?  He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

 

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