Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, March 31st, 2014:

  • My little sister just offered me some Pringles from an unassuming plate of Pringles.  I ate one while she stared at me, dead in the eyes.  It tasted more than stale.  I spat it out and asked her what was wrong with them.  She said she licked the flavor off of each and every one of them.
  • A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
  • The first time I saw my mom use Google was like watching a velociraptor use a doorknob.
  • How about a restaurant where the minute you walk in you lose cell service and your camera app is disabled we'll call it "ENJOY YOUR LIVES"
  • Multiple orgasms? Come again?
  • The best way to be passive aggressive to a trophy store is to order a "Worst Trophy Shop" trophy and never pick it up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)