Great Moments in Facebook History: March 5th, 2014
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, March 5th, 2014:
- Sleep is like sex, you never get enough of it and sometimes it feels like it never happened at all.
- Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face.
- Never trust a married guys opinion of who's hot. It's like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
- The secret to a successful lemonade stand is vodka.
- When a guy texts a girl "hey stranger", what he really means is "I've recently thought about trying to get in your pants again."
- I mixtape love you.
- My favorite Transformer is Amazon Prime.
- It's so cold outside I just saw Richard Simmons wearing pants.
- We were like bum drunk...like lower wacker drive drunk...