Great Moments in Facebook History: May 14, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, May 14th, 2014:

• Does it take 18 months for twins to be born?
• Is chicken and turkey from the same animal?
• Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously *adds 17 emojis
• "I guess you're right." - No one on the internet ever
• Draw me like one of your unreasonable conclusions.
• If I was Neil Armstrong landing on the moon, "That's one small step for man," would have been, "Eff you, everyone from high school."
• I want to bitch about a lot of things, but don't want to overwhelm your underused minds, so I'll go a couple of issues at a time: unfriend me if you're against Occupy Wallstreet, Roe vs. Wade, or Kesha.
• Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)