Great Moments in Facebook History: May 16, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, May 16th, 2014:

• You can say what you like about Kleptomaniacs. They can take it.
• Taking a nap. Wake me up when there's an R in colonel
• I keep getting empathy mixed up with apathy and now I really care if other people don't give an eff.
• Computer Speaker : Too Quiet For Music, Too Loud For Porn.
• I hereby decree that any selfie depicting two or more persons must be called a "groupie". Carry on.
• I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.