Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, May 16th, 2014:

  • You can say what you like about Kleptomaniacs. They can take it.
  • Taking a nap. Wake me up when there's an R in colonel
  • I keep getting empathy mixed up with apathy and now I really care if other people don't give an eff.
  • Computer Speaker : Too Quiet For Music, Too Loud For Porn.
  • I hereby decree that any selfie depicting two or more persons must be called a "groupie". Carry on.
  • I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.