Great Moments in Facebook History: May 2, 2014

Here are the BEST in Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, May 2nd, 2014:

• Guinness for breakfast because itsIrelandsomewhere.
• People my age are so much older than me.
• I found your nose. It's in my effing business again.
• People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome.
• Turns out having boobs only gets you stuff if you don't have a penis as well.
• My grandmother just texted me: “Hey Loser”
• Shia LaBeouf sounds like something a French person would say after a rotten fart.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)