Here are the BEST in Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, May 2nd, 2014:

  • Guinness for breakfast because itsIrelandsomewhere.
  • People my age are so much older than me.
  • I found your nose. It's in my effing business again.
  • People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome.
  • Turns out having boobs only gets you stuff if you don't have a penis as well.
  • My grandmother just texted me: “Hey Loser”
  • Shia LaBeouf sounds like something a French person would say after a rotten fart.