Great Moments in Facebook History: May 2, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, May 2nd, 2016:

• (Sam Sykes) “If Bernie doesn’t get the nom, I’m voting Trump!” “Also, if McDonald’s is out of chicken nuggets, I’m going to eat 20 scorpions.”
• (YoreAnne) Before picking me up, he asked if I liked Busch Lite and how many I thought I could fit in my purse.
• "Deeper," I moaned as the Chipotle guy scooped my sour cream.
• Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.
• Red Bull and Vodka. Because you want to be wide awake for this mistake.

(Found on TJs Home)