Great Moments in Facebook History: November 11, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, November 11th, 2015:

I like my women like I like my golf scores. In the 80s with a slight handicap.
When Miley Cyrus licks a hammer it’s “Art.” But when I do it, I’m “drunk” and “have to leave Home Depot.”
I just met a 4 year old named Free Spirit today. What a time to be alive.
At this point in our culture I’m very surprised there aren’t people with nut allergies boycotting the Peanuts Movie. (billy eichner)
The only rule of the Chess Club is to hide from the Fight Club.