Great Moments in Facebook History: November 12, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2014:

• Snow is like people: a little bit can be beautiful, too much sucks; and when it sticks around for too long it can make murdery feelings.
• I hate when my girlfriend accuses me of something I didn't think she knew about.
• Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I’m describing him.
• It’s hilarious when textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. “Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem…”
• If I could do a back flip you’d know it because that’s how I would exit every room.
• Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
• Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.