Great Moments in Facebook History: November 17, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, November 17th, 2014:

• The year is 2026. The iPhone18 is the size of a dump truck. Everything is automatically sepia toned. Air is pumpkin spice flavored.
• Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy whose name I don't remember.
• I met a 5 year old named Hennessy today. What a time to be alive.
• Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes
• No Sex November is going great so far
• I'm glad I've never been "get a neck tattoo" drunk
• If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written "eff off forever" instead of "keep in touch" in your yearbook.
• My son asked what marriage is like so I answered, "It's fine" and then gave him the silent treatment for three days.
• Auto-correct just changed Mmm to Mom in a sext so that's pretty much over.