Great Moments in Facebook History: November 2, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, November 2nd, 2015:

Sometimes "message failed to send," is your second chance.
Pumpkin spice Xanax for seasonal depression.
I told my 2-year-old she couldn't open any candy yet. She ate a Tootsie Roll with the wrapper still on it. That kid is a problem solver.
This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interested in swings from a pole and has daddy issues.
It was nice of God to be like, "Yes, the devil is pure evil & wants to destroy all that I've built, but he can still live in the basement"