Great Moments in Facebook History: November 26, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, November 26, 2014:

• They announced that the train is fine now because they replaced the "bad engine" with the "good engine," so... goodbye, everyone. (Scott SR)
• That terrifying moment when your youngest explodes with vomit on the changing stand -grown up person vomit - and you realize you gotta turn her over cuz that's how Hendrix died. (Laura C)
• Do you guys ever just stare into the sunset and think: I locked the door, right?
• I hope those commercials about the trans-vaginal mesh have helped enough people to make up for the amount of trauma they’ve inflicted on me
• Sorry that offended you, I really didn’t think you’d get it
• Whenever someone tries to get too friendly with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to remind them of where we stand
• There should be a hat store called “ALLCAPS” where the employees all yell at you
• You never bring your mouth to a banana. Bring the banana to your mouth.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, unless otherwise noted)