Great Moments in Facebook History: November 30, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, November 30th, 2015:

In my defense your honor, I did hand Jesus the wheel.
I know that no means no, but that's about the extent of my Spanish.
"You promise you didn't get me bees again?"............ [me from a distance].... JUST OPEN IT
I like big PUTTS & I can not lie,,, You other golfers can't deny,,, When a ball rolls in with a slow topspin & the caddy moves the pin, you get PAR
Ben Hooper: I know most musicians create music for their love of the art form and all that... But, like, there's no way that Train actually likes the sh*t they put out, right?