Great Moments in Facebook History: October 12, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, October 12th, 2015:

No phone, No internet, or No T.V. My life’s pretty Amish right now.
Hi, you’ve reached my voicemail... Please leave your name, number and a damn good reason why this conversation couldn’t be done over text.
You're in charge of your own happiness, I tell myself, refilling my drink.
Sorry I got drunk and angry and said all those things I meant but still shouldn’t have said.
In his defense, everyone sounds drunk when they say "I'm Shia LaBeouf"