Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 17th, 2014:

  • You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night
  • If pigs could fly imagine how good their wings would taste.
  • Wear a Mickey Mouse costume to Chuck E. Cheese and angrily accuse him of screwing Minnie until you're removed or arrested.
  • Trying to convince a kid, no matter the age, that they're tired, is like trying to tell a drunk they're drunk. Denial & anger will follow.
  • Damn girl are you enough sleep because I want you so bad but I don't think it's gonna happen in this lifetime
  • If every president doesn't call his penis the "Prez Dispenser" then we should just turn off the lights and stop being a country.

 

 

 

 

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