Great Moments in Facebook History: October 19, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, October 19th, 2016:

Always wondered about this, what's the sexiest way to sit on a pool noodle?
When I procrastinate, current me really expects a lot out of future me.
Just tried to kill a roach with Axe Body Spray, now it's name is Brett and he won't shut up about crossfit.
My girlfriend and I went looking at rings the other day. I decided on the onion cut. She was not amused.
Props to Jon Bon Jovi for continuing to keep up with the hairstyles of women his age.