Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, October 22nd, 2014:

  • I'm like a kid in a candy store. I can't afford anything.
  • You haven't really made it until people start using your name as a verb.
  • Married sext: I'm not wearing any underwear, because you never put the effing laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 times
  • I know I've had enough to drink when I have to concentrate to blink.
  • Nothing says "I've already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
  • This isAmerica, notFrance, please call him TheBron
  • Son have I told you about the birds & the bees? Dad you're an ornithologist & moms an entomologist it's literally all you guys talk about
  • Why can't the ice cream man just get an effing liquor license already?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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