Great Moments in Facebook History: October 27, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, October 27th, 2014:

My life is a lot like Ikea furniture with missing instructions. I'll get it together eventually but it won't ever feel quite right
The instructions for my funeral are for someone to come up front at the end and padlock my coffin shut just to freak everyone out.
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yourself.”
The more periods she writes after “ok…” the less okay things are
Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally
People who cook Hot Pockets in the oven, Where are you getting all this free time?

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