Great Moments in Facebook History: October 28, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, October 28th, 2015:

"No, I can't go to lunch with you. I have a ton of things to do." *opens BuzzFeed to "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quiz*
My emotional life is just the constant sensation of fighting my way out of a hammock.
Gift cards are still the best way to say "I'm too lazy to think of a good gift and I think you'll buy drugs if I give you cash."
People who work at McDonalds act like the sauces come out of their wages, just throw 5 in the bag and behave.
I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat. She said it rang a bell but didn't know if it was there or not.
Are you butt dailing, cause I swear that a$$ is calling me