Great Moments in Facebook History: October 29, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, October 29th, 2014:

• If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
• Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?
• Mister Rogers didn’t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
• Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don’t have a moon where I live.
• I don't mean to big-talk, but I have a very big vocabulary. Sooo big. And when I say big, I mean lots and lots of words. Big effing words.
• Ever update an app and realize the "fixed issues" were all a lie and it will never be the same? That's what going back to an ex is like.
• The day I see a runner smiling is the day I'll consider it.
• I've found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status)