Great Moments in Facebook History: October 2nd, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 2nd, 2015:

• Ricky Montgomery – I am upset with my parents for making me exist.  U just decided to make a person one day? Who’s gonna pay my bills?  Me?  I didn’t ask for this.
• Pat Tobin – When parents say to kids “go to ur room & think about what you’ve done” it’s really good practice for what you do every night as an adult.
• When you’re criticized for being short, they’re really just saying the worst thing about you is there isn’t more of you.
• I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper.
• Alice R Fraser – Marriage used to be so simple.  You’d meet a man, buy his daughter, make awkward conversation til she died in childbirth.  What went wrong?
• Instead of throwing out expired milk,, I just write "with pulp" on it and put it back in the fridge... Easy-peasy