Great Moments in Facebook History: October 3, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 3rd, 2014:

• I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them
• May the bridges I burn light the way
• I gave a homeless lady $5. Friend said I shouldn’t because the lady will only buy booze with it. I said So? That’s what I’d buy too.
• What’s that Jennifer Aniston film where she plays a kooky girl who ultimately finds love?
• I carry a knife, but it’s just in case of cake
• Take those tears, dry them out to make salt, and have yourself a margarita
• You can either wear granny panties OR yoga pants – not both. Pick one

(Found at Funny Status)