Great Moments in Facebook History: October 30, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 30th, 2015:

If you friendzone me, help me bang your other friends then. Bestie
How many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
I'm currently watching the Spanish version of The Highlander. There can only be Juan!
I don't think I drink too much! but last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
I love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their sh*t over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
A restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the West Virginia Foundation for Rape Information Services.