Great Moments in Facebook History: October 6, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, October 6th, 2014:

• Birth control pills should be for men...it makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest
• Here inCanada, we leave everything unlocked so that burglars don't risk getting glass in their hand when they punch through our windows.
• Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
• CEO: "Ugh this cereal is disappointing and makes me wanna cry. What should we call it?" Phil: "Life?"
• I grew up believing I had special knees until finally realizing they weren't saying knees.
• They say you can tell how someone has sex by how they dance. So ladies be prepared for a lot of counting and clapping.

(Found on Status Stalker)