Great Moments in Facebook History: October 7, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, October 7th, 2015:

I hate when people take my glasses and say "Wow! You really can't see!" I'm like no kidding. I don't take a person's wheelchair and say "Wow! You really can't walk!"
Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
I would like to see the new Steve Jobs movie, but know as soon as I do they will come out with a new one that is shot with a better camera and has a larger screen.
This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him
If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine.
If you hold an empty Old Spice bottle to your ear, you can hear your grandpa complaining that someone touched the thermostat.